Even though your VR porn star friend Haley Reed went out on a limb to land you a new job, you're just not feeling it. 9 to 5 was never your thing and you're already distracted on Facebook and Twitter. At lunch you went to your car to smoke a joint and masturbate just to take the edge off. Your shitty job skills are landing Haley in hot water with her boss. She's come to your office to have a chat about it and thinks that maybe your balls are too full for you to concentrate. Of course you agree, especially because Haley is going to give you a blowjob in virtual reality and let you fuck her tight pussy if you promise not to embarras her again.